"So," Magnus said finally, running a long white finger around the rim of his champagne glass. "Jordan. I hear you're in the Praetor Lupus. I see you're wearing one of their medallions. What does it say on it?"

..."Beati Bellicosi: Blessed are the warriors."

-City of Fallen Angels, Cassandra Clare

 

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

taleasoldastimelords:

murdercityboulevard:

heyfunniest:

Visual Representation of $1 Trillion.

shit

Hello yes we are 17 of that in debt god bless America

17 of that.

I wish people would get as worked up over irresponsible and wasteful military spending, or the prison industrial complex as they do about the deficit.

northpoleziam:

WHY DO PEOPLE WITH STRAIGHT THIN HAIR ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT THICKER/NATURALLY CURLY/WAVY HAIR NO U FUCKIN DONT TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT WANT THIS FRIZZY ASS LION MANE WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OR WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH OUT A KNOT THE SIZE OF YOUR CAT OK

grapewallofchina:

i went to a gay bar last night and they had an entire menu dedicated to tater tots why do some straight people even think they’re superior to the gays they’re not even close

(Source: babyknope)

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honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

TOO FAR the user was literally just stating their opinion like i’ve seen so many posts about how it’s hot when guys wear suits or guys with tattoos or guys who smoke but the second its girls in beanies its a no-no? okay fuck that

(Source: 5keng)