"So," Magnus said finally, running a long white finger around the rim of his champagne glass. "Jordan. I hear you're in the Praetor Lupus. I see you're wearing one of their medallions. What does it say on it?"

..."Beati Bellicosi: Blessed are the warriors."

-City of Fallen Angels, Cassandra Clare

 

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

nayomiejade:

voldemo:

I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?

Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels

Y’all need Buffy.

Isabelle Lightwood

validx2:

After you finish masturbating and you start reflecting back on the filthy shit you just watched  

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sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

Feeling beautiful has nothing to do with what you look like. I promise.

Emma Watson (via ohdreaming)

(Source: watsonlove)

kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

Anonymous asked
Can you explain what cis means?

coolben94:

when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance)